I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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