I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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