my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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