If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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