There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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