just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Someone signed my nipple.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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