When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Someone shattered a urinal.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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