OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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