I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
third nipple confirmed
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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