what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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