And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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