at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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