How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
We need to get me chipped asap
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Randomize
