How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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