Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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