do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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