He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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