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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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