the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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