i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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