So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Randomize
