I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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