the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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