No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Of course I have a pirate flag
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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