Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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