Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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