For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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