So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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