who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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