nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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