State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
