at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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