Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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