I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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