I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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