I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You were trust falling into bushes
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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