What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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