ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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