I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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