So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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