so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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