Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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