Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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