I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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