I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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