i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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