I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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