is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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