Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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