apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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