my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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