Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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