I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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