I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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