dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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